Two months ago his wife called the number on his phone Turns out he been lying to both of them for oh so long They decided then he’d never get away with doing this to them Two black cadillacs waiting for the right time
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
I will hurt you for this. I don’t know how yet, but give me time. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you’ll know the debt is paid.
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George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
“I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.”
-Tina Fey, on what turning forty (and I can only presume this goes for turning forty-two as well) means to her.
